Tuesday, March 31, 2009


"CLEAN COAL"

If coal is such a clean and efficient source of energy, why do emerging coalminers look like refugees from a minstrel show and why does Santa leave a lump of it in your stocking when you are naughty?

One American profession that has survived and endured, but is no longer performed from the back of a wagon, is that of the snake oil salesman, still alive and kicking and working the lobbies of Washington on behalf of the coal industry.

1 Comments:

At 6:59 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Santa didn't need to leave you any coal for you to have a lump in your stockings. Honey, get yourself a nice shave, take off the earring and put on a clean shirt. Then go to church, pray and meet a nice girl.
from 'Concerned'

 

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